"I'Ve Been Promoted...To Accounts Receivable."
"...Furthermore, You Wont Dare Get Seasick."
"Suddenly I Have This Strange New Feeling Of Being Wanted...By My Car Insurance Agent."
"Its A Beautiful Program...I Wonder Why They Didn'T Think Of It Before?"
"You Can Put Your Shirt Back On Mrs. Hoffmark..."
"I'Ll Say This For Our Kids...They Don'T Just Sit Around Sniffin' Airplane Glue."
"Some Nonsense About 'While Talk's Cheap'...Now Eat You Tv Dinner."
"I Have A Feeling Henry's On A Risky, Short, Cheap Unscientific Mission Too...To The Pub."
"George...Wake Up...I Think I Heard A Burglar."
"I'Ll Say This For This Group Of Transient Youth...They Dress Decorously."....
"BC's ONE HUNDREDTH BIRTHDAY...I WONDER IF YOUNG FOLK APPRECIATE OUR OBSERVANCE AND INTEREST IN....
"Offered As A Service To The Department Of Rehabilitation Following The Official Directive Issued...
"Stop Crawling There Mackasey...Now Reach Up... Push It Forward For The Signature..."
"Other Than That...The Lads Are Dying To Know How You Liked The Concert."
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"Yoo!Hoo! Mr. Mulrooney! Mr. Turner? Mr. Broadbent ...Canada Is Being Hyphenated...Don'T You Care?"
"Poor Mr. Mulroney, Poor Mr. Turner, Poor Mr. Broadbent...All Those Quebec Seats In The Way Of ....
"...I'Ll Take This Rain Everytime Over Trying To Get Around In Snow."
"Not To Mention Agatha Has Lost An Umbrella, Glove , Several Hankies And Her Way On Them."
"...But Mr. Clark...You Have Left It A Bit Late To Join The Reform Party."
"Big Election Day For Henry...150 Million Other People Have The Reponsibility Of Voting For Their ....
"Golly Gee...It Ain'T No Different Than Training Camp."
"...Ma'Am Seems To Be Confusing Interest Rate On Money With Interest Rate On Plastic."
"Good News, Gilbert...The Landlord Says He Can Stay Here During Expo For The Same Rent If We ....
"How Great That Mr. Mulroney And Mr. Reagan Finally Reached Mutual Agreement That Not Only Is ....
"He's Right...He Does Have An Appointment For A Filling At This Time..."
"Frankly I'M Not Interested In Them Changing The University's Name - Just Mine."
"I Was Afraid Of This...Trudeaumania Strikes Again
"They Decided Not To Name Him Degaulle Afterall.."
"Face It Young Man...You Are On The Threshold Of A Whole New Era...The Tubeless Tire Age."