"You are now entering the Provincial Museum section of the Legislative Building... containing many old relics of early customs and legends... "
"The Minister wishes to reassure our citizenry that he finds little cause for alarm in current talk of an engineer shortage and refers you to his earlier statement on the subjec
" ...and of course, duplicate pickets... "
"A Mr. Werner Gren dropped in... and, well, you know the Premier's boundless generosity... "
"Don't ask me what it's all about... when the Premier gives me an order I just do as I'm told... "
"You're not missin' a thing... it's exactly like Mr. Gaglardi did it in Kamloops a few weeks ago..."
"Three women M.L.A.s elected."
"Mr. Speaker! may I have the floor... "
"Frankly, the Premier's theatrical pyrotechnics leave me cold."
"New orders-in-council, a proper Hansard and legislative amendments are one thing... but lottery tickets!"
"Stop worrying... I'm sure his interpreter will clean it up."
"The legislators are all agog... they've found six insulting catcalls not on the Speaker's unacceptable list."
"He can't retire yet... what about the SkyTrain extension to Kelowna... Okanagan Expo 87... the Hawaii-Penticton tunnel... "
"Say... why don't we all go take a quick look-see right now at this South Moresby Lyell Island place and see what all the fuss is about."
"I remember the good old days when Social Credit just went in for things like 'funny money'."