"You'D Think A Cartoonist Would Find A Tidier Way To Plug The Red Feather Drive When I Have To Clean....
"Watch It, Constable Finnegan...Think A Ghost Truck From Station Six Is Following Us..."
"Grownup Smokers Are Lucky...All They'Ve Got To Worry About Is Lung Cancer..."
"Filbert...Did You, Or Did You Not, Apply For A Cocktail Bar Licence..?"
"...Watch Out If They Legalize Sweepstakes...Sales Tax On Tickets, Amusement Tax On Results, Income ....
"The Minister Of Public Works Has Just Bought Another Airplane So I Ain'T Getting Into No....
"...Bit Tough...But Good."
"You are now entering the Provincial Museum section of the Legislative Building... containing many old relics of early customs and legends... "
"The Minister wishes to reassure our citizenry that he finds little cause for alarm in current talk of an engineer shortage and refers you to his earlier statement on the subject...
" ...and of course, duplicate pickets... "
"...As A Student Of One-Upsmanship We Can'T Keep Admiring This Idea. Mind You, The Boss Is A....
"Don't ask me what it's all about... when the Premier gives me an order I just do as I'm told... "
"Come In...Let's Clear Up These Silly Rumors On The Government's Financial Condition..."
"You're not missin' a thing... it's exactly like Mr. Gaglardi did it in Kamloops a few weeks ago..."
Centennial bonfire.
Mother's Day.
"...Thought So...Phil Drivin'."
"My visit to the Legislature."
"Three women M.L.A.s elected."
"Mr. Speaker! may I have the floor... "
"Frankly, the Premier's theatrical pyrotechnics leave me cold."
"New orders-in-council, a proper Hansard and legislative amendments are one thing... but lottery tickets!"
"Stop worrying... I'm sure his interpreter will clean it up."
"The legislators are all agog... they've found six insulting catcalls not on the Speaker's unacceptable list."
"...And It's His Favorite After-Dinner Pipe.
"...And The Nielsen Report, At Less Than $300, Turned Out To Be Just The Very Think To Fill Up....
"We Could Have A Little Party...Get The Neighbors In...Have A Puzzle Contest..."
"...From The Problem Areas...Shiek Abdul Kafir Of Iranihar, President Kurdi Shelabu Of Lower....
