"Little They Seem To Care That Canada's Winemakers Are This Very Moment Over In Brussels Arguing With....
"...Is It My Fault Of Running The Motor Drowns Out Their Singing?"
"Have A Nice Day, Dear, But Keep In Mind That The Premier Is Holier Than Thou."
"Dramatic Scene In Montreal, P.Q., Awaiting Iminent Supreme Court Decision On Bill 101.....
"In My Day We Knew The Value Of A Dollar...Now You Have To Look It Up In The Paper Every Day."
"No Ma'Am, She's Federal, I'M Municipal, He's Provincial...He Must Be Postie."
"Well...Here Comes The Neighborhood."
"Lucky You Called...He Doesn'T Have An Office To Give At The Office At."
"What Do You Suggest For Post-Halloween Stomach For The Kids And Pre-Halloween Stomach For Inces- ....
"...It Was Then He Realized, After Last Night's 3 Hour Leadership Debate In French, He Had A Better ....
"I'Ll Say This For Mr. Turner...He Isn'T Influenced By Public Opinion Polls."
"Rodney Has His Mind Made Up That If They Call An Election, He's Voting For The One Making All The ....
"Bye Dear...Try And Write Something To Make A Premier Love You."
"Yes, I'Ve Read All Of It...Beats Me."
"Forgive Our Nervousness...But Our Prime Minister Has Threatened Reprisals Against Those Who Dared ....
"It's Utter Disaster. When The North Pole Ice Cap Melts, Where Will We Find The Ice For Our 20$ Bil-....
"...For Anyone Contemplating A Life Of Crime, Its A Blessing."
"What I Want To Know Is...How Come We Never Have Any Genuine Spies Working For Us?"
"...And That's A Funny Lot To Put In Charge Of Debt Trimming."
"Oh Yes, We Like Mr. Turner, Also Mr. Mulroney And Mr. Broadbent...We Even Like Gritty Spinach, Raw ....
"Well, No... He's Not Actually Listed on the Program as a Prinicipal Speaker..."
"Serenity And The Designated Driver"
"God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen."
"When Premier Vander Zalm Saw Here's A Million To Speed Up Decision-Making In Your Region...It....
"Rabid Free-Trade Radical Y'Know...Even Wants Free Trade With Places Like Manitoba, Alberta....
"Through The Kootenays?"
"...A Rather Disgruntled Import Bouquet, With Pronounced Gatt Overtones, A Blood-Red Robe...
"Wouldn'T You Know. Here We Are Coping With A Freaky Little Drought On The West Coast And Ottawa ....
"...What's More, Have Our High-Priced Heavies In Ottawa Come Any Closer To Achieving Free Trade....
"...What's More, I'M Fed Up With Your Apathetic Attitude At Election Times.